Thank you for all you do. We really could not function without you.
Have fun here. Our patrons are almost universally kind.
Recruit your younger friends for positions when you leave us. We once had "four generations" of friends!
Please recycle. If you have plastic sandwich boxes, Gatorade bottles, etc., please rinse them and recycle them. Please don't make me pull them out of the trash! :-)
Ask questions! You're not born knowing how to work in a library, so ask what you don't know. We gave up slapping people a long time ago.
Again, have fun here. It's a pretty good place to work. And we have puppets.....